Toilet Trouble

Have you ever been sitting in the gents (or ladies) and read some of the things written on the wall? Well, have you? If you have, then this is just where you can see what you haven't seen. Once Again, please submit your own graffiti.

Walls of the world

Submit your own Graffiti

Smile!
You are now on Candid
Camera!
If the Cap fits
Wear it!
Don't pull the chain,
the people need water
It's no good looking for a joke,
there's one in your hand

Christine, if your reading this,
your in the wrong place

Amnesia rules, O...
Even dirty old men need loving
One would think that by all this wit
that S hakespear himself came here to Shit

Clean air smells funny

T S Eliot is a anagram of toilets
women like the simpler things in life
- like men

don't throw your cigarette butts in the loo,
You know it isn't right.
It makes them very soggy,
And impossible to light.

I'm a fairy. My name is Nuff.

Fairynuff

Written at the gap at the bottom of toilet door:
Beware limbo dancers!

All these where written atop urinal walls:

What are you looking up here for?
Are you ashamed of it?

If you can aim this far
you should be in the fire brigade

The future of earth lies in your hands